It gets worse

January 7, 2009
(I am laughing as I write this)

So far my poor roomie has managed to avoid her since she's been
back (I warned him!).
I should write a book about this but nobody would believe it. It's so
crazy that I can't even be mad, I have to laugh about it.
Yesterday I found dirty silverware in the drawer. My lemon pepper
has disappeared altogether. She slams the doors in the kitchen directly
below me all night long. My radio and or TV is always too loud. Got yelled
at because I didn't open her important mail AFTER she got back.
She says I killed the hedge and the orange tree because I cleaned out
dead stuff (???????????). She actually raised her voice at me in the back
yard about the damn tree. I just went back in the house.
Whenever I am within earshot, passing her, she complains about:
my roomie, her slow computer, city regulations, the parking situation,
her poor orange tree (which has about a billion oranges on it and is
unbelievably happy), the economy, the fact that I should be "grateful"
to have a place to live here...I’m watering too much...not watering
enough... The next minute she is praising all the work I did while she
was gone and she is so lucky to have me here. WTF??
One slice short of a sandwich, I think. She's not even supposed to
BE here...now she says she may be here until June. ACK!
Told her I should just leave. She says I have to give 30 days notice.
I told her I will let her know what I am going to do when I figure it out.
I am already talking to someone else about house sitting for them.

No more Starbucks goodies for YOU.....lol.