Do not water the yard!

I got a note today to not do any more yard work.
I guess my raking, sweeping, weeding and watering
is lowering her property values or something.

She has gone off with friends to a trade show.....
in a wheelchair...and with the dog, who is wearing a
little fake helper dog uniform.
The only other time I saw her in a wheelchair is when
she left town in September, and when she got back
last week. Apparently she can't be in public without
the wheelchair, although she's just fine climbing onto
the roof, pruning stuff from a ladder, digging up a lawn.
She previously told me that the dog gets the farts on a
plane...I would NOT want to be the flight attendants
who have to deal with her! Or her poor friends today who
have to deal with her, the dog and the wheelchair. But at
least they will get ORANGES!
Ha.

Huh?

"Why didn't you answer when I knocked on your door?"
"I was out taking a walk."
"But your car was out there!"