Poor poor orange tree

I am not allowed to touch the orange tree.
She needs to save the oranges for her friends.
I have killed the tree and there are not any left.
See all those oranges on the ground?

They have all been eaten by tree rats.

I guess the tree rats get first pick.

Ha.

The Pan: Day 4

No clue what's been in here cooking for 4 days.
Something different every day.

Enjoy.

The rib pan lives on

The pan is back on the stove, 4th day in a row.
No idea what's in it now, but it's been in and out
of her fridge since Sunday...has NOT been washed.
The whole house reeks.

I spent a couple hours this morning in the front yard,
raking, watering, weeding, my usual routine. She came
wandering out when I was almost done to complain that
the trash can in the back yard was missing. Yeah....I was
using it out FRONT to clean up.

The dog had been barking on and off while I was out there,
and she told me that he doesn't like the sound of rakes, and
did I happen to have a rake in my hand the other night when
he tried to bite me??? Yeah sure, I had a rake with me in the
kitchen while I was cooking, and I opened the back screen and
attacked the dog. I do it all the time, in fact.

I wish.