what the heck??

The heat has been blasting and it's 80 in here. It's not
that cold out, she must have turned it up. Maybe she
ran out of pork chops and she's trying to cook me.

Oh no, not the pan again

She washed it but I still see "flavor" stuck to it.
Looks like pork chops tonite. mmmm.

I walked into the kitchen and she said Hi like nothing
is happening. ????

Then she tells me she will be sorry to lose me, that she
and my roomie wouldn't be here without me.

And I'm thinking......this is why you're evicting me???

Makes no sense.

It never rains....

....until I'm moving.

Wrote her a very polite email about what I was doing.
Can't wait to see her reply.

Haven't seen or heard her or the dog today.
The fun starts tomorrow. Oh joy.

btw you should see all the rotten oranges under the
tree, half eaten by the rats.

I think the bag of moldy lemons is getting bigger.
Still haven't seen the pan in days.
She has half eaten plates of food all over the living room.
Yum.