True or False

1) I moved in here to take care of the place as she said she
would be staying at her other home indefinitely.
FALSE
It's been 4 months and she's back until June.

2) The other guy who lives here is a total recluse and
won't talk to anybody.
FALSE
He's a great guy...he just hides from HER.

3) Her dog (the english bulldog) is a sweetheart and
loves everybody.
FALSE
Only if he's sleeping in his crate.

How many did YOU get right??

She caught up with roomie

He managed to avoid her since Monday, but last
night she was outside his door screaming at the
top of her lungs that she "wants it NOW!"

I'm assuming it was the rent she wanted.

...and so on and so on and so on

I've made it 5 days without blowing my brains out. No guarantee
past the weekend, tho.
I have managed to totally avoid her since Thursday. Yesterday I
took my good silverware out of the drawer (I had offered to share but
when she puts dirty stuff back in, that's the end of THAT). I still
haven't seen my lemon pepper.
Apparently the dog's drugs have worn off. Last nite I was making
dinner for myself and the dog was growling and barking and lunging
against the door trying to get at me.
Got another note this morning....about....wait for it....the ORANGE
TREE! I haven't touched the damn thing since she got home but she's
given me another warning to not pick, prune or otherwise touch the tree.
Suddenly I've lost my taste for oranges.
When I went down for my paper this morning, I nudged the heater
thermostat just until it kicked on (she has it set on 58).
She shut it off again before it even ran 5 minutes. Sigh.

I shook the earth, apparently

We had a 4.5 earthquake on Wednesday night. I kept
waiting for her to come upstairs and blame me for it.