The plot thickens ahahaha

Today I owe 2 weeks rent, even tho I'm being evicted.
Went downstairs this morning and she came out
waving a 3 day notice to pay or quit. WTF?? That
has no meaning until my rent is 3 days late. But
that makes it much easier...I'm moving Monday
and she has no idea yet. Ha. That makes it so much
more FUN for me now.

As she waved the paper, asking if I needed more time
or whatever, I leaned against the kitchen counter and
made myself tremble, saying, I don't care what you do,
I've been sick all week, I have a 104 temperature, just
put down whatever you want. I wobbled out of the room
and ran back upstairs...lol. Yes I can act.

I thought I would have to hide the fact I'm moving until
the movers show up Monday morning.....now it's EASY.
Now I can move the small stuff myself to my new place,
with her seeing me load stuff into my car. Of course SHE
will hear that I've rented a storage space and I really don't
know where I will be living but I will do what she wants and
get out. All very polite...and coughing the whole time. HA.

Today the dog is very meek in his crate, barely opened his
eyes when I walked past. Weird.

Pan update: still missing in action.

Rotten lemons update: now a bag of totally black fuzz.
I hope I'm gone before the bag disintegrates. The mold
is gonna infiltrate the whole place. It STINKS in here.

This weekend should be interesting, to say the least!
I'll post as many updates as necessary so you can all
follow along in my adventure.

Cough. Sniffle. Hack. Sneeze.